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10 Funny Quotes on Cleaning and Household Chores

  1. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~Phyllis Diller

  2. I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. ~Roseanne Barr

  3. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ~Erma Bombeck

  4. You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. ~Cecil Baxter

  5. Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. ~Mario Buatta

  6. Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? ~Kathrine Whitehorn

  7. I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. ~Joan Rivers

  8. Law of window cleaning: It's on the other side. ~Author Unknown

  9. Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance? ~Phyllis Diller

  10. Housework, if done right, can kill you. ~Erma Bombeck

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